*promptly deletes from my mind every john pairing i ever shipped to make room for ace/aro headcanons*
i dont even like homestuck but i am 100% sure that the fandom would scream and freak out at any hint of john showing signs of feelings towards someone, but literally everyone ignores THIS and that makes me mad
suddenly i really want to signal boost this
lets make every allosexual homestuck mad
yES PLEASE THANK U
THIS EXPLAINS WHY I HATE SEXUALIZED JOHN SO MUCH YESYESYES
L1F3 1N T3CHN1COLOR
I will reblog this every day of my life omg
big hero type goes to save the world from an ancient evil unsealed after a bajillion years except they end up dating the ancient evil instead
And don’t even get me started on turning into a dog
do not flirt with women when they are at work
do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt
*british person voice* “americans drive on the wrong side of the road”
really? because the majority of the world seems to disagree
finally america didnt fuck something up and call it good.
all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits
but it was all a metaphor
i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it
Wow she really needs to shave her legs
im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism
I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.
i literally said what it was
this post is such a fucking mess
Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm
i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening
this was very nostalgic for me to draw ! (i got lazy when it came to the ceiling, so i just used bits from the original cap haha i’m sorry////)
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
"Change is coming"
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office