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ask-gallows-callibrator:

homuratrash:

juptier:

homuratrash:

*promptly deletes from my mind every john pairing i ever shipped to make room for ace/aro headcanons*

i dont even like homestuck but i am 100% sure that the fandom would scream and freak out at any hint of john showing signs of feelings towards someone, but literally everyone ignores THIS and that makes me mad

suddenly i really want to signal boost this

lets make every allosexual homestuck mad

Asexual john
yES PLEASE THANK U
THIS EXPLAINS WHY I HATE SEXUALIZED JOHN SO MUCH YESYESYES


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steampoweredstucklock:

rainbowsqueeze:

L1F3 1N T3CHN1COLOR

I will reblog this every day of my life omg

steampoweredstucklock:

rainbowsqueeze:

L1F3 1N T3CHN1COLOR

I will reblog this every day of my life omg


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eccentric-nucleus:

big hero type goes to save the world from an ancient evil unsealed after a bajillion years except they end up dating the ancient evil instead


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thejokeishomestuck:

And don’t even get me started on turning into a dog

hs;


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daftlypunk:

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

#im a barista not your goddamn girlfriend take your coffee and leave


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dandilionstarcat:

wolffieworldorder:

*british person voice* “americans drive on the wrong side of the road”

image

really? because the majority of the world seems to disagree

finally america didnt fuck something up and call it good.




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lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening


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bitprince:

this was very nostalgic for me to draw ! (i got lazy when it came to the ceiling, so i just used bits from the original cap haha i’m sorry////)


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neighborhood-hippie:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

repulsive waffle


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pksketch:

"Change is coming"

pksketch:

"Change is coming"


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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.


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miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office